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I Love Lucy Engagement Calendar 2010 (spiral bound)200kr
Publisher: Meadwesvaco; Egmt edition (2009) Timeless humor and charismatic spirit make Lucy a treasured classic. The spiral binding on this handy format allows the calendar to open flat for convenient writing, and the 7.5 inches by 8.75 inches size will fit right into your life! |
Anne Taintor Engagement Calendar 2010 (spiral bound)180kr
Artwork: Anne Taintor Track your appointments and tickle your funny bone from January to December in this weekly engagement calendar chock-full of Anne Taintor’s hilarious vintage designs. |
The B-Word Weekly Engagement Planner 2010 (spiral bound)180kr
Artwork: Ephemera Inc. En bitchig kommentar för varje vecka från gänget bakom kylskåpsmagneterna “How come all the cool girls are lesbians?” och “Oh my god, I left the baby on the bus!”. “The B Word weekly engagement planner is bold and sassy (and just a little bit bitchy)! Beware: spending a year with these retro women and their attitude may rub off on you. But as long as you appreciate their sense of humor you will be fine!” |
Nancy Drew Engagement Calendar 2010 (spiral bound)160kr
Publisher: Universe Publishing (2009) Since her debut in 1930, Nancy Drew has solved more than 350 cases and sold more than 200 million books. Now, America’s favorite girl detective is entertaining another generation of fans through new books, video games, feature films, and this engagement calendar. With 52 of the teen icon’s most popular covers, Nancy Drew 2010 will remind readers of staying up late to read just one more chapter.
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Kvinnofrågor250kr
Ett sällskapsspel om kvinnliga förebilder. Kvinnofrågor är ett sällskapsspel om jämställdhet, feminism och kvinnohistoria, där du spelar kring porträtt av kvinnor som, alla på sina unika sätt, är inspirerande förebilder i en mansdominerad värld. Ta chansen att på ett avslappnat och roligt sätt vässa dina kunskaper kring banbrytande pionjärer, feministiska ikoner och historiska hjältinnor! ©Ulrik Wemmenhed, Illustrationer av Elisabeth Biström-Risslén www.athenaspel.se |
Wonder Woman Addresses: Address Book (shrink-wrapped hardcover)190kr
Revisit your favorite childhood heroes with these adventurous address books. Complete with outrageous padded fabric covers reminiscent of super hero costumes and chock-full of enthralling Superman and Wonder Woman memorabilia, these compact little books make an unbeatable place to keep the addresses and phone numbers of all your super friends. Size: 11×14 cm |
Suburban Slut Stickers55kr
16 smiling, decorative and acid-bitter housewives give a voice to the repressed martyr in all of us. Why not finally come out and say: “I have puppies instead of children. I’d rather ruin my carpet than my life.” ...through stickers! Välkommen till Suburbia, där de hugger ner alla träd och sen döper gatorna efter dem. 18 klistermärken t... |
Spiteful and Delightful Stickers55kr
Spite-up any flat surface with stickers featuring smiling 50s housewives and such ironic tidbits as: “I had sex with my husband and all I got was this lousy kid” Package size: 42×10cm Passiv-aggressiv, lätt bitter men med humor? Det här är klistermärksserien för dig! |
Boss Lady Lip Balm70kr
Imagine this: You’re riding to work on a crowded bus full of silent, apathetic looking people and scraggly little dogs. You look down at your clothing, and suddenly realize that everything you’re wearing is predominantly grey, and the only thought in your head is the hope that this hellish bus ride will last forever, so you’ll never have to get off and drag yourself in to your bland, acceptable job. But this time, instead of just drowning in waves of misery like you normally do, you do something different: YOU TAKE OUT YOUR LIP GLOSS. “... |
Tuttmemo (spel / game)250kr
Ok, so the instructions are in Swedish, but for all of you out there who aren’t privy to the joys of Scandinavian languages, allow me to summarize: It’s memory. With breasts. Bröst har alltid varit föremål för diskussion. Det är lätt att tro att exponering av bröst är ett modernt fenomen men konsthistorien vimlar av nakna bröst. Titta bara på 1700-talets vågade dekolletage, barockens svällande former eller renässansens blottade små fasta idealbröst. I dag är idealet en perfekt formad d-kupa, men majoriteten av Sveriges kvinnor är ganska nöjda med ... |
Instant Gay Accent Mouth Spray55kr
If you haven’t yest mastered that warm purring lisp that warms listeners right down to the underwear, try this mint-flavoured mouth spray. Even if it doesn’t work, it will at least make your breath smell a little better. Size: 7.5 ml |
Mina Hångel: en fylla-i-bok110kr
Mina Hångel är en bok för dig som gillar att hångla. Skriv ned allt om dina värsta och bästa hångel och spara för all framtid. Storlek: 15×12 cm |
Pin Up Lip Balm50kr
Your enemies: “Ha ha ha, nice lips, babyface. I wonder how much petroleum and animal testing it took to get that kind of shine.” You: “Actually, fools, my lip gloss happens to contain all natural ingredients and no cruelty to animals. That’s more than I can say for your hideous face!!!” BURN!!! Flavour: black cherry |
"We Can Do It" Tape Roll55kr
You’ll soon be “taping care of business” with this decorative yet handy roll of tape, featuring WWII American Propaganda Icon ‘Rosie the Riveter.’ Tape Size: 25 metres long, 4.8 cm wide |
The Illustrated Librarian: 12 Temporary Tattoos95kr
Librarian stereotypes are as old and outdated as microfiche. Nowadays you’re just as likely to see your local librarian driving a Harley as a Honda Accord. This 8.9 cm x 10.2 cm hard-cover book contains twelve non-toxic temporary tattoos. Put one in a prominent place to prove once and for all that “smart” and “cool” are not mutually exclusive! Also great for bibliophiles and bookworms. Weight: 40g |
Anteckningsbok: August Strindberg: Giftas II, i feministisk bearbetning45kr
Föfattare: Du Det här är Rosenlarv förlags feministiska bearbetning av August Strindbergs novellsamling Giftas II. Sidorna i boken är i stället för Strindbergs noveller fyllda med – ingenting. Det är inte ett försök att censurera verket. Däremot tycker vi att August tar för stor plats i den svenska litteraturhistorien, samt i kulturlivet idag. En historieskrivning som legat i händerna på en liten grupp och dess intressen, har upphöjt det manliga och bedömt all litteratur efter en smal, patriarkal mall. Det är denn... |
Chewing Gum: Footbal is Gay15kr
The leaf-green package depicts an “American” football (we’re not talking soccer, here) helmet with a rainbow on the side, plus the bold declaration “Football is Gay.” Size: 6.5×3.5cm |
Air Freshener: Fast and Cheap40kr
The air-freshener depicts an enticing, bee-hived woman with heavy make-up, and the text “Fast, Cheap and Out of Control Size: 11.5×7.5cm (apprx.) |
Total Bitch Lip Balm/Läppbalsam70kr
Text: “Have you tried Total Bitch lip balm?”, “Moisturize and revitalize with sweet relief”, “No-nonesense nectar for those who demand the very best.” Contains: 4.2 grams of non-petroleum based lip balm with vitamin E, SPF 18 |
Enchanted Unicorn Bandages/ Enhörning Plåster60kr
Cover all of your open wounds with a magical pink friend, and feel the rainbow healing power! Contains: A charming tin box with 25 sterile bandages and a little surprise! |
Playin' for Both Teams Gum/ Tuggummi15kr
Text: “Playin’ for both teams gum”, “When going both ways feels so right”, “Chew your way to bisexuality.” |
Flamingo Floormat/ Badrumsmatta150kr
Why not step right out of the shower onto this vivid picture of two flamingos bathing in a technicolour orgy of yellow, orange, blue, green, and a SHOCKING array of pinks. p.s. It’s machine washable. Size: 70×50cm |
Rainbow Shoelace/ Regnbåge Skosnöre30kr
Queer up your shoes with a little bit of this rainbow action! Size: 100cm long, 8mm wide |
Modern Office Notepad 155kr
Text: “She kind of enjoyed working for an idiot.” |
Cigarette Case/ Cigarett etui40kr
The perfect gift for all your cowboy-loving, cigarette-smoking friends! Size: 6.8×10.3cm |
Konstkortlek150kr
Konstnär: 54 svenska kvinnliga konstnär Denna konstkortlek har förverkligats genom initiativ av Kerstin Diedrich med benäget bistånd av Ulla Nordenskjöld, Bitte Richardsson, Lea Ahmed-Jussilainen och Eva Trolin som även har sammanställt materialet för tryck. |
Skinhead Striptease (poster)150kr
Äntligen finns Bitte Anderssons succéestrip som affisch! Offsettryckt på 120g papper, 70×40cm. Skickas i rör. |
Naisten päivä/Women's Day Change Purse: Blue230kr
Women’s day (=Naisten päivä) is a collection that challenges the ugly and treats it instead as beauty. Let’s defeat trashy talk by wearing it out! Happy Women’s day every day! Colour: Light blue print on a blue change purse |
Naisten päivä/Women's Day Change Purse: Red230kr
Women’s day (=Naisten päivä) is a collection that challenges the ugly and treats it instead as beauty. Let’s defeat trashy talk by wearing it out! Happy Women’s day every day! Colour: White print on a red change purse |
Soap rainbow flag motif45kr
Ecological home-made soap with a rainbow flag motif. Size: 6×9.5cm Ekologisk, hemgjord tvål med regnbåge-motiv. Storlek: 6×9.5cm |
Soap lesbian motif, yellow & orange45kr
Ecological home-made soap with cute girl-on-girl motif. Size: 6×8cm Ekologisk, hemgjord tvål med gulligt pepparkaksgumme-motiv. Storlek: 6×8cm |
Soap gay motif, yellow & orange45kr
Ecological home-made soap with cute boy-on-boy motif. Size: 6×8cm Ekologisk, hemgjord tvål med gulligt pepparkaksgubbe-motiv. Storlek: 6×8cm |
Presentkort!50kr
Hallongrottans presentkort gäller i ett års tid både i butiken och i webbshoppen. Ge bort valfrihet! |
Bälte230kr
Bälte i rött och svart. 130 cm långt 3 cm brett. Mönstret föreställer en fitta eller som det kan kallas i Finland, kirkkovene som betyder kyrkbåt. Marianne Valola har gjort det här mönstret för att ge kvinnors könsorgan en positiv laddning. |
Muttgjutar kit225kr
Innehåller 130 g alginat, 624 g gips, 1 paket gasbinda. Räcker till två muttor. |
Fire Island Savings Bank/ Sparbössa90kr
Why feed all of your loose change to some unfashionable, out-moded ceramic pig when you can save away with this kitschy metal tin box? For those of you who are wondering, Fire Island is the small barrier island next to Long Island (New York) that is home to the gay-vacation hotspots Fire Island Pines and Cherry Grove. Those wide-eyed, slightly embarrassed-looking 50s gay boys on the box will surely fill you with the motivation to save, save, SAVE! Text: “I’m saving up for a trip to Fire Island”, “So.. do YOU... |
Grow Up To Be Gay Magnet Set110kr
A fabulous five magnet set for little boys/ trans fairy boys that helps children play and be gay! Package size: 23.5×26 cm |
Cunt Coloring Book (paperback)90kr
Author: Tee Corinne “In 1973 I set out to do drawings of women’s genitals for use in sex education groups. I wanted the drawings to be lovely and informative, to give pleasure and affirmation. I organized the drawings into a coloring book because a major way we learn to understandthe world, as children, is by coloring. As adults many of us need to learn about our external sexual anatomy. Coloring is a way for the child in each of us to revision and reclaim this portion of our bodies from which we have been estra... |
Goddess Chewing Gum45kr
Heaven Scent Goddess Peppermint Gum – Hellish Breath – Be Gone! 25g of peacefull peppermint gum in a flip-top tin box. |
Stud Body Lotion65kr
Stud Body Lotion moisturizes your ego – for longer gym workouts. Or moisturize someones ego by giving him/her this! The bodylotion is non-allergic and has not been tested on animals. Contains 59 ml. |
Total Bitch Body Wash135kr
Rule the day and add explosive suds to a hot-tempered shower. Industrial-scale serving of our moisturizing, fancy formula in signature Bitch lily & fern scent. 250 ml. |
Schlagerspel (Kortspel)100kr
Vet du hur många gånger Johnny Logan vunnit Eurovision Song Contest? Eller hur många tolvor Carola fick när hon tävlade med Främling? Här testas dina schlagerkunskaper, både från den svenska uttagningen och den stora Eurovisionstävlingen. Spelet innehåller fler än 250 frågor i kategorierna: Vinnare, Kläder, Show, Floppar och Fortsätt låten. Storlek: 5.8×9cm |
Heart-shaped Frying pan/ Hjärtformad stekpanna60kr
Do you ever have trouble putting your emotions into words, on those mornings when “I love you” just doesn’t seem to cover the depth of your passion? Well, don’t we all. But luckily now that problem is solved by this high-quality, heart-shaped frying pan. Next time you fail to give a form to your feelings, let eggs do it! Or vegan pancakes! Works great on any stovetop… just remember to keep the heat down low. Yowza! Söt liten teflonstekpanna med hjärtform. Underbar att steka ägg eller pannkakor i. |
Oscar Wilde Action Figure50kr
He may be 13cm tall and weigh only 120g, but little Oscar is ready to go out and strut his legendary wit all over your bookshelf, display case or kitchen counter, what with his flowing hair, long purple jacket and elegant walking stick. |
Menskopp320kr
Fin sak för mens Storlek 1: för dej som är under 30 år och inte har fött barn vaginalt. |
Baby mix me a drink.80kr
Författare: Lisa Brown Many people are parents, and many parents are thirsty. Yet too many parents allow their infant sons and daughters to lie about idly: napping, drinking milk, and whatnot. Why not put them to work? Observe how tots enjoy the shapes and colors, all the while learning how to mix a variety of basic cocktails. Thanks, Baby! |
Baby fix my car.80kr
Författare: Lisa Brown Are you a parent? Are you tired of driving around in an old wreck of an automobile? Never fear; help is on the way. This book will teach your little ones the ins and outs of basic car repair. It’s quick, easy, and best of all, cheaper than your local garage! Now wipe off your greasy paws, get into your carseat, and well hit the road! Thanks, baby! |
Baby Get Me Some Lovin´80kr
Författare: Lisa Brown If you’re a new parent, you know how hard it is to get quality alone time with your partner. Instead of blaming the kid, put him to work! This handy manual will teach your baby how to set the mood for an intimate evening (and then make himself scarce — thanks, baby!) “Baby Get Me Some Lovin’” is essential for expectant parents, harried mothers, tired fathers, and overly involved grandparents. |